Reasons to Read Lists of Doom

Lists of Doom is the greatest listicle publication on Medium. Note: as far we know Lists of Doom is the only listicle publication on Medium so the bar is pretty low.

Lists of Doom is entertaining, provocative, and sensational because of our strong commitment to inaccuracy, untruth, and deception. Also writing listicles is fun.

Why you need to Read Lists of Doom

• We do not confuse you with accuracy.

• Lists of Doom contains facts you will not find anywhere else because we make them up.

• We have a sense of humor. Our research indicates our competitors have no senses of humor.

• Lists of Doom is the only media outlet brave enough to admit truth and accuracy are optional. Our research shows most media outlets have similar policies but they are afraid to admit it.

• At Lists of Doom we are not afraid to write the word shit. Many of our bullshit competitors are wusses who are afraid to write shit. We are not afraid to write shit.

• We do not waste time with fact checking because we do not believe in facts.

• At Lists of Doom we have a zero tolerance policy for plagiarism. We will plagiarize anything or anybody as long as we think we can get away with it.

• We at Lists of Doom are not afraid to insult your intelligence.

• Lists of Doom is an honest publication that does not pretend to respect or care about its readers.

• If you want we can offer ten more bullshit reasons why you should read Lists of Doom every day.

Please read Lists of Doom because we cannot afford to bribe you to read Lists of Doom.